Kip Sorell: 5'8, 165 lbs
Kip and Brad meet up in the ring, showing off and admiring each other's muscled legs
With Kip dangling over the ropes, big bully Brad ratchets up the pressure on the headscissors
Kip lies lifeless as Brad shows him how powerful "those flubby things" are after another submission
Brad screams in pain as Kip's "chicken legs" clamp tight in a pushup, headscissors combo
A grinning Kip puts his aesthetic body on display in a kneeling headscissors on Brad
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Headscissors Heaven!
Sure, the scissors' grip may not appear as flashy as a Canadian Destroyer or a Superkick, but legs wrapped around an opponent, squeezing and flexing, can be just as effective when used properly. Maybe more effective, in its own way. Placing a wrestler's head squarely between the thick thighs and squeezing so hard he feels like his head is going to explode (the one on his shoulders, that is). It's a surefire submission pathway. A variation of the headscissors is the figure-4, where the bulging calf muscle slowly chokes out a helpless and squirming victim. Then there's the bodyscissors. With the opponent prone on the mat, thighs wrap around his torso and squeeze. He won't know whether his abs or his back is hurting more. Even prone and you see the opening, you can wrap your legs around your opponent's sides and squeeze, slowly constricting his ribcage like an anaconda! It's a science of pain for the wrestlers, and of pleasure for the fans, who get to see all these variations and more - in this 2nd episode of this specialty series!
Before the match begins, both wrestlers are in the ring, showcasing their legs. And it's an interesting contrast. First we see Kip Sorrell, in hot pink trunks, flexing his legs. Then the camera's focus pans left a little, and we see the hairier legs of Brad Barnes, in his even skimpier white and blue trunks. Kip's legs are a little smaller in size, but more defined. Brad's legs may not be as ripped, but definitely have more mass to them. An observation not lost by either combatant. "I don't know how much you're going to do against these bad boys," Brad taunts. "You might have some size on me, but me... I have the more aesthetic look," Kip replies.
Though most fans probably love to watch Kip suffer as a jobber, it's an image that he would rather overcome. Brad on the other hand, though has also lost his fair share of matches, has recently turned a corner, and is looking to keep his win streak going. After some more flexing - and some more braggadocious jawing - Brad decides to let Kip go first. "Let me see what these little chicken legs got," he sneers.
Brad lies down and allows Kip to apply a head scissors. As Kip starts to squeeze, Brad's face almost immediately starts to grimace in pain. After a while, Brad admits - between grunts - "Okay, a little stronger than I thought!" Eventually, Brad is able to squirm over to the ropes, and Kip does the honorable thing of letting Brad loose. Kip, ever the gentleman, says, "I guess I could give you a try," but adds as darkly as he can muster, "I don't think you could do much anyway, with those flubby things!"
Brad begins to exert his strength advantage here. His bulky quads bulge. After a minute, Kip rolls close to the ropes, grimacing. But Brad, who is not above taking advantage of the situation, starts pulling on the ropes himself, for added leverage and maximum squeezing ability. Kip then tries to pry Brad's legs loose with his hands, but to no avail. After another couple of minutes, Kip is finally able to reach the ropes, and Brad somewhat surprisingly abides by the rope-break, confident he has made his point.
Kip gets up to one knee, staggered by this impressive ordeal, and then goes for a sneak attack, catching Brad off-guard! Kip mounts Brad and applies a schoolboy-style head scissors. With Brad in a vulnerable position, Kip gets some revenge by grabbing the ropes himself for extra pressure. This does not sit well with Brad but the pain is building. Finally Brad is able to push himself free from Kip's legs, and immediately delivers a double axe-handle smash to Kip's exposed midsection, temporarily driving the wind out of him. If Kip thought this match was going to be scissor holds and nothing but, he is now in for a rude awakening! Next Brad applies a reverse head scissors, and with a variation you don't see every day, Brad rolls over onto his back, then pushes Kip's legs into the air. Will Kip be able to wiggle free? Or will this be the first of many submissions?
Smelling blood in the water, Brad goes full heel mode. He torques and twists Kip's back while squeezing his head, now trapped in the ropes. Making Kip struggle for breath in his strong grip, Brad delivers blows straight to Kip's washboard stomach. Kip doesn't have much left in the tank, and even he knows it. Will he see an opening and try to mount a comeback? Kip does not want to be the victim of yet another squash!
One man works over his opponent's midsection in the corner, before applying a finisher that makes his opponent faintly admit, "I can't handle the power" just before passing out. Which wrestler will come out victorious, and who will be left sawing logs in the middle of the ring? If you get aroused by one wrestler slowly squeezing the life and the willpower out of another, then this match is for you!
Brad continues to writhe and suffer as he tries to pry Kip's crushing quads free
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Kip paws and claws at Brad's thick legs as they crush him into a puddle of muscle
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Hanging from the ropes Kip finds gravity working against him in Brad's crushing scissors
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Brad forces another submission from Kip's body with a suspended backbending headscissors
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It all comes down to this as Kip and Brad battle it out for dominance in a 69 headscissors
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Brad's massive quads constrict around Kip's head with a crushing figure four headscissors
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Brad Barnes: 5’8, 200 lbs
Brad hulks out on the ropes as he works Kip's muscled bod with a rope-choking headscissors
With his head trapped between Brad's tree trunk thighs, his body lies exposed to Brad's beating
Back on their feet, Brad rams Kips head and ripped torso over the buckles
Kip painfully arches backwards over the ropes, as Brad clamps tighter in a standing headscissors
Brad suffers as he finds Kip's smaller, defined quads to be more than he anticipated
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