Jobe Zander: 6'0, 190 Karisma goes for a big elbow drop to the prone BG Legend The Karismatic One isn't quite done putting the kibosh on the ring legend Jobe relishes control as he rolls the compact muscle stud up in a ball-crushing boston Kid K kneels over the broken, prostrated Zander and asserts his dominant bulge Kid K drags Jobe back up to his by his hair for the coup de gras
Not So "Cute" Now! - or - Big Bulge vs Decorated Derriere!
Jobe Zander has been aching for years to test his "Centerpiece" against multi-year Best Butt winner Kid Karisma. There are epic proportions to this battle of push versus shove. Jobe Zander and Kid Karisma are both equal parts gargantuan ego and sadistic playfulness.
Two of the mouthiest wrestlers in the business, they launch a barrage of insults back and forth the instant they lay eyes on each other. "Oh, I'll earn your respect," Jobe snarls when Kid Karisma cockily turns his magnificently muscled backside toward him dismissively. "I'll earn your respect with your face right here, introducing you to the Centerpiece." He points at his pendulous crotch swinging and bouncing expectantly in his overstuffed, skimpy red trunks. Kid K has been known to cut a bitch with just a glance.
"Cute," Kid Karisma smirks in reply. It's the perfect delivery to enrage Jobe. Perpetually disrespected and passed over as a blow hard, Jobe has struggled to earn the respect he and his Centerpiece so richly deserves in his mind. He's been in this business longer than Kid Karisma has been legally drinking alcohol, but he's watched Kid K's star soar while Jobe has been spinning his wheels as the master of the last minute choke. Jobe has been keenly aware of the gross lack of respect he's been afforded by one opponent after another, and that cocky smirk and "cute" out of Kid K's mouth makes the perpetually overlooked veteran see red. JZ is hell-bent on earning some respect and taking Kid K down a notch or two.
There's an uncharacteristic assertiveness about Jobe's knee to the gut that interrupts their opening collar and elbow. Years of disrespect, watching hot bodied pretty hunks like Kid Karisma jump ahead of him in line come seething out of Jobe's pores. He wraps his fingers around his opponent's throat and backs him into the ropes, choking him manically. You can nearly hear the word "cute" echoing through Jobe's skull when he tosses Kid K's award-winning ass into a corner, tying the muscle hunk's arms in the ropes and punching him solidly in the chest, kneeing him in the gut, and place-kicking him in the balls.
Jobe literally knocks Kid K out cold, slamming his freckled face into the mat and folding his muscled body into a small package for an easy 3 count pin. Kid K isn't quite fully conscious before Jobe locks his ankles under his arms and spins him into a screaming Boston crab, wrenching out sobs and spasms of agony to wipe away the taunting memory of that opening smirk. For you boston crab fans, this one is both brutal and devilishly delicious!
Kid Karisma is certainly not the first opponent to steal Jobe's momentum with a strategically placed boot to The Centerpiece, but he might be the most enthusiastic. Few wrestlers give quite the supersized serving of humiliating punishment to Kid K as Jobe does in this match.
It's most definitely personal when Kid Karisma starts punching Jobe's vaunted bulge like a speed bag. "Hey Mr. Centerpiece, take a look at this!" Kid Karisma snarls furiously, grabbing his own ample bulge and shaking it in Jobe's face. A soaring flying drop kick slams Jobe to the mat, leaving Kid Karisma licking his lips as he circles his injured prey.
You may think you know where this is all heading, but the winds of fate are fickle as Jobe desperately holds onto his pent up desire to wreak revenge over every smirking, taunting, dismissive pretty boy who's heaped abuse on his magnificent member.
And Kid Karisma suffers quite unlike we've ever seen him before, his award winning ass spanked and his nose shoved into Jobe's smothering face-to-crotch headscissors. Both battlers scream in terror, but just one adrenaline hyped stud finally drags the loser out of the ring to assume his rightful position as the winner's fetch-and-carry boy.
The Karismatic One looks right at home as he headscissors the shit out of The Centerpiece
The upperclassmen puts the ginger hunk through his paces with a knee wrencher
Kid K stops the mouthy legend in his tracks with a big dropkick
Karisma locks Jobe up for a shocking sunset flip
Jobe curls up on the mat to tend to his battered Centerpiece
Zander planted with a knee to his neck and a humiliating spanking from the underclassman
Kid Karisma: 5'9, 170 Jobe loves nothing more than putting these musclepunks in their place with a ropechoke Jobe proves he's not the one to fuck with with a tight, brutal boston crab The Centerpiece takes back his rightful place, on the top of the competition, hefty bulge in face Jobe wipes the sweat from his muscled bod as he crushes the Karismatic One underfoot Jobe bows before the new Bulge Battle Ring King as his face is ground into the canvas
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