Kirk Donahue: 5'10, 170 lbs
All that size looks to be for nothing as Kirk armbars and grinds his opponent's face into the mats
Kirk manhandles his massive foe, making him suck his sweaty pit in a backbending dragon sleeper
Kneeling and stretched out, Thomson gets his body bent and broken by the smaller sadistic stud
Kirk pays for the brutal hazing of the newbie and gets his hot little body stomped into the mats
A kneeling surfboard, double-arm jap strangle combo just might do the trick to terminate Thomson
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Who's Towering Over Who, Now, Huh?!
Best Full PRODUCT of 2023
Rookie Hayden Thomson makes his wrestling debut against one of the most dominant technical wrestlers to set foot in the ring, Kirk Donahue. Hayden is, in a word, huge. The handsome, hairy chested muscle hunk's upper arms are, no joke, bigger around than Kirk's thighs. Kirk is all withering trash talk when he climbs into the ring to find the rookie warming up down on the mat, pumping push-ups. The now-veteran Heel-Kirk's snarling promises of brutal domination suddenly go silent when massive Hayden stands up and faces him. "Jeez," the lean middleweight wrestler gasps at the sight of the rookie's exquisitely sculpted mass towering over him. "You look pretty strong," even Kirk has to reluctantly admit, with what is certainly the biggest understatement in history.
Kirk gets right down to business though, determined to cut the mountain of muscle down to size. He comes flying off the ropes with a forearm pounding into the huge target of Hayden's bouncing pecs. The veteran looks like a rubber ball bouncing off of a brick wall. Hayden doesn't move an inch, and Kirk is left nursing his throbbing arm, trying to come up with another strategy to dismantle the impenetrable, massive musclehunk in front of him.
When the heel circles in close enough, Hayden casually scoops Kirk up and effortlessly flings the flailing fan-fave from one corner of the ring to the other. Kirk is visibly shocked by this demonstration of stunning power. Less than two minutes into the match, and the heelstar is holding up his hands and pleading for a break from the crushing onslaught. Like a badass, big Hayden ignores his opponent's pleas, scooping up and pounding Kirk down so hard that there's a Kirk-shaped indentation left in the ring. The muscle hunk's massive bearhug wrings the stunned heel out like a ragdoll, and Kirk has nothing to show for himself but a bucket full of panicked sweat and his first fall submission to the astonishingly powerful rookie.
Of course, this is Kirk Donahue we're talking about. As he's weakly climbing back up to his feet, using Hayden's stunningly carved physique like a ladder, the brutal heel drives a savage punch to yet another massive target on the muscle man, his balls. Even that vicious blow doesn't topple the strong man, but Kirk's follow up punch to the balls from behind does the trick. Big Hayden falls like a sequoia, clutching his jewels and suddenly rethinking just how cocky he was a couple of minutes earlier, flexing overtop of his writhing middleweight opponent.
Kirk is pissed beyond anything we've seen from him, and he takes it out on Hayden's stunningly crafted muscles. Most of his most vicious ire targets the massive muscle man's legs. "You made it so that I can barely breathe" Kirk growls bitterly, nursing a couple of ribs he suspects may have cracked in Hayden's brutal bearhug. "Now I'm going to make it so you can't even walk," he spits angrily as he savagely twists on an ankle lock.
All of the rookie's astonishingly thick, beautifully proportioned, and undeniably powerful muscles are defenseless once Kirk stomps and punches and wrenches away Hayden's use of his massive legs. Kirk's hunger for vengeance rips apart the muscle hunk joint by joint, making the stubborn rookie go from suffering in silence to wailing in agony. In the ropes and corner to corner, Kirk treats Hayden to a brutal tour of all of the ways that a savvy veteran can use the ring to torture a stunned and out-hustled rookie hunk. The once mighty mountain of muscle is crying in pain and begging for mercy from the vicious veteran half his size, long before this brutal hunk bashing is over. "Next time, bring a little bit more than muscle to the ring," Kirk offers belated advice. Hayden can only moan acknowledgement of his hunk hazing. Welcome to BG East.
Proving that size isn't everything, Kirk throws up a double bicep-flex over his bodyscissored jobber
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Hayden's big back bends brutally over the unforgiving turnbuckle as he's driven deeper into the corner
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The bigger they are... Kirk brings the massively muscled newbie down with a dirty lowblow
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Thomson looks to cripple Kirk, crushing his much smaller body in a core-crushing bodyscissors
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Employing the ropes to his advantage, Kirk increases the torturous pressure of the figure four leglock
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With his massively muscled glutes busting the seams of his trunks, Thomson is laid to waste
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Hayden Thomson: 5'9, 240 lbs
Showing off just how huge he is, the furry-torsoed Thomson takes a beautiful side chest pose
Kirk just might have bitten off more than he can chew! Screaming for help in a rib-crushing bearhug
Crazy-eyed Kirk keeps the jacked jobber grounded with a (soon-to-be) double trap claw
Thomson tries to hang on, arching and fading fast in Kirk's tight, constricting sleeperhold
The massive man gets rocked, seeing stars and stumbling back from a big blow from Kirk
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