Even though it was Runner-Up Butt of the year for 2020, Kirk's butt is still mouthwatering
Kirk sets about breaking Tiko with a back-wrecking bow-and-arrow submission
Tiko arches high, yanking on the chin with a backbreaking step over toehold chinlock
Kirk lines Tiko up for a drive to the turnbuckles as he takes control of his head
An armbarred Tiko drops to a knee crying out in agony as his traps are clawed into
Taking a page from a certain pro-wrestler's book, Kirk poses victoriously over his trampled foe
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Best Butt'n'Budge Honors Make Rivals of these Babyfaces
Let the show begin! Kirk Donahue, stretching on the outside of the ring, has the type of sex appeal that even watching him do something as simple as warming up is hot. And despite wearing dark gray trunks, it's also easy to see why he is now a 3-time winner of the Best Bulge award. Kirk's stretching is suddenly halted as he hears the door to the arena open. Kirk quickly hides behind a wall opposite the entrance, and immediately starts plotting. After several years of jobbing, Kirk is now a veteran and sometime shocking heel, and has learned a few tricks of his own.
Enter his opponent. Tiko starts jogging around the ring as he makes his entrance. Lucky for Kirk, unlucky for the unsuspecting Tiko. As Tiko circles the ring in his hot blue trunks, Kirk sees his opportunity and takes it! He catches Tiko off guard with a clothesline to the chest, stopping Tiko in his tracks. Kirk tosses Tiko in the ring and as he picks Tiko up, he makes his announcement to the world: "After several years of beatings in BG East, I think I've finally learned what it takes to be a winner!" And with that, he promptly slugs Tiko with a right cross.
A few bashes to the corner leave Tiko coughing and sputtering, and Kirk snapmares Tiko to the mat, applying a nice rear chinlock. The more Kirk drives his knee into the spine of Tiko, the more Tiko's lithe body torques on display. And the more Kirk squeezes Tiko's ribs in a body scissors, the more we hear Tiko's groans as he struggles vainly to get free. Kirk continues the assault by stretching Tiko out in a surfboard. Already, Tiko is not only coughing and moaning, but almost crying in pain. The feisty lightweight refuses to give up though... which infuriates Kirk all the more.
Aggravated, Kirk finds an illegal object and begins choking the life out of Tiko. Whether it's black tape or a black rope doesn't matter, it serves its purpose. Despite nearly passing out, Tiko refuses to surrender. Kirk applies another surfboard, but this time standing for maximum leverage. Kirk yanks back on Tiko's arms while putting full force on Tiko's spine with his boot. At this point, Tiko must feel like Roman prisoners being crucified, with his chest barely expanding enough to inhale. Tiko is finally forced to give a whimpering submission to Kirk.
After Kirk lands a leg drop straight across Tiko's throat, we start to see that new side to the BG East star. Though brief, Kirk flashes a smile... an evil, devilish smile! He places Tiko in a Boston Crab, pulling back on Tiko's legs so hard, Rick Martel would have been proud. Intense pain! Somewhat incredibly, and after much struggling... Tiko is finally able to claw his way to the ropes. Normally, a rope break would force Kirk to let go of the hold or be disqualified. Unfortunately for Tiko, there is no referee, and Kirk no longer gives a damn about the rules. Kirk continues to apply the pressure and gains a tap out submission.
Comfortably in control for once, Kirk continues to toy with Tiko. He even allows Tiko to get to his feet. Big mistake. Before Kirk knows what happens, Tiko nails him in the back of the head with an enziguri! Tiko keeps the pedal to the medal, dazing Kirk even more with a flying headscissors. One hurricanrana later, and Tiko grabs a surprise pinfall!
Could this be the opening that Tiko needs to mount a comeback? Or will Kirk put the brakes on Tiko's high speed offense? Abdominal stretches, ab claws, airplane spins, giant swings, and some "sweet chin music" will spell the end for one of these competitors. If watching smooth, toned bodies duke it out gets you going as much as it does us, then you don't want to miss this match!
His fellow babyface brawler draped across his broad shoulders with a fireman's carry
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Tiko looks to turn the tables on the heel in this Babyface Bash with a neckbreaker
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Tiko thrashes and rolls in agony, as Kirk traps and stomps his hamstring
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Tiko takes the fight to Kirk as he connects with a stinging dropkick to his torso
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Tiko puts that almost-award winning ass in the air with a tight rollup schoolboy pin
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Tiko gets the wind taken out of his sails as a big boot connects with his lean gut
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And fighting out of the blue corner... Tiko makes his own bid for Best Butt for 2021!
Kirk sets the ring ablaze as he sends his opponent crashing to the mat with an armhook
Kirk mugs for the mirror (and camera!) with a deep-digging iron claw to Tiko's gut
Smiles all around, Kirk is awash in his opponent's pleas for mercy in a backbreaking boston crab
Kirk goes full heel as he arches his opponent with a low-down dirty wrist wrap choke
With once-uncharacteristic arrogance, Kirk mercifully counts out the pink-haired twink
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